OTHER DINGES 3RD ED

3rd edition

21 June 05

overseas

Serbia Thousands of tiny FROGS rained down in the town of Odzaci after being sucked into storm clouds by winds.	Papua New Guinea Four fishermen survived for two months adrift by drinking rain and grabbing flying fish from the sea.
Iowa FIREFIGHTERS in Waterloo set their station kitchen on fire when they rushed to a blaze and forgot to turn off a cooker.	Italy A 73 year PENSIONER smashed up a noisy pizzeria in Brindisi with an axe because it kept him awake.
Barcelona Airline passengers watching Meet The Fockers were shocked when a porno movie suddenly interrupted the comedy. At least five people later complained.	Alaska Climbers are falling ill on 20'320ft Mt McKinley because of all the 'virus-laden poo' left behind by earlier expiditions.
Romania A nun died after being bound, gagged and tied to a cross for days in an exorcism rite.	Oregon A kitten with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes has been born.
Poland Catholics in Poland are demanding Tadeusz Pawlowski resigns for using a picture of the late Pope for shooting range target practice.	United States Mad moose are making drivers see red at Island Falls. Cops say the nutty herd keep butting red cars off the road.

gruesome headlines

Witch Doctor
A terrifying new cult of child sacrifice in Britain.
An undercover team met a self-styled 'Professor' Ki Kee (origionally from West Africa) who vowed to slaughter a little girl for just £3'000.

The sorcerer claims to have inherited powers from generations of juju men.
Youngsters are brought from Africa to be murdered in bizarre church rituals.

Dognapping
The fastest growing crime in the Uk. 40'000 owners a year beeing robbed of their pets.
Sick criminals demand thousands of pounds, and even sex, for the return of a dog.

Ransoms used to be about £200, now £1'000 is normal, even up to £8'000. Thieves threaten to cut dogs to pieces or pull out their claws to increase the pressure on owners. One gang used a potato peeler ot remove an ID chip under the dog's skin. Dogs are also sold for easy cash.

36'000 Child Paedo
A sex monster abused children 36'000 times in 30 years.
Cops found more than 1'360 pages listing boy's names. A sex act was detailed beside each one.
This could be the world's most prolific paedophile. He has travelled the United States and other countries, served time in Idaho for child abuse and was extradited in Brazil in the 1980's.

from the UK about the SA

KILLER EATS WIFE
A man choked to death minutes after stabbing his wife to death and EATING part of her face in Kwa-Zulu-Natal.

World House Prices
More than 230'000 Brittons have second homes outside the UK.
In three years house prices have rocketed in South Africa by 95%.

what I call news

British Gas 'British Gas' put glossy leaflets promoting their central (indoor) heating through letter boxes at Grewelthorpe - a village without gas.	Mum's Toxic A firm has been fined £10'000 after accidentally serving a mum industrial cleaner instead of squash.
Self Cured An Italian woman who was unable to walk for 23 years, has cured herself after looking up her illness on the web.

bad brittish

Hooligans
°Stabbed
A man aged 70 was again stabbed in hospital yesterday after been kniffed twice by a thug who stole his wallet.
°Attacking Busses
A bus passenger was hit on the head by a 'stone-throwing gang'.
°Glued
A 13 year old was glued to a lamp-post by thugs for two hours as passers-by did not believe he was stuck.
°Airguns
A fireman and a pizza worker have been shot with airguns when trying to fix a broken neon sign. Both are in hospital.
°Fake Guns
Some thugs terrorise victoms by pranks like fake hold-ups, just for a laugh, scaring kids to go out and play.
°Brick Throwing
Some have to install bullet-proof glass to combat thugs who hurl bricks through windows.
°Thieves
Two thieves stole a pensioner's purse with £40 while she was hooked up to a kidney dialysis machine at her home.

Murder
°Boddy in Boot
A mum lay dead in her boot for a week. Cops are hunting the killer.
°Stabbed
A young bride murdered her 72 year old husband by stabbing him.
°Body in Sea
An elderly man was found dead in the sea, fully-clothed.
°Murder
A couple were found dead in their home. A man, believed to be their son was arrested.

Miscilaneous
°White Van Perv
Cops are hunting a man who's made six attempts to lure kids into his van this week.
°£10m Forger
A fraudster was jailed for masterminding a £10million counterfeit scam. He bought a four-colour printer, £20 notes were sold for 87p each.

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